1.27.2009

1.25.2009

Rock of Love Bus: Brittanya


"Brittanya O' Campo is drop dead gorgeous and she's not as innocent as she may seem. She's coming to VH1 in January on the third season of Rock of Love."

Brittanya O' Campo is a Latin beauty who is sweet, provocatively enticing, but not so innocent. “All of Hollywood is talking about her right now. Hands down she is the baddest chick VH1 has seen yet!” said Latium /Universal recording artist Royalty.

Quick Stats:

NAME
Brittanya O’Campo

AGE
23

FROM
Oxnard, CA

OCCUPATION
Model / Entertainer " - Brittanya's Website

I do have to say this is quite a joke. VH1's baddest chic? What's next, you have to shank someone to claim that title?
Only in America can you dress like a slut, show your ass and tits, and clamor for your 15 mins of fame. Stick to the pole to feed your kid. As a Latino you are a disgrace to all Hispanics, and for the women who fought tooth and nail for women's lib you have just let them down.
The recording artist Royalty has a biased opinion since he was parking his Yugo in Brittanya's carport last year. That's like a few years ago when fake Sony people were saying movies were "blockbuster's! don't miss it!!!!!" And then we all found out those name didn't exist. It was all for hype, just like your girl Brittanya.

It's been awhile, bitches!


Advice from a man, ladies:

That "guy" friend you've managed to string along for months or years...Well after you tell all your gf's how cool this guy is to have around and how he's not gay, or he doesn't have mommy issues....when he finds a chic other than your pathetic ass, who is actually into him and wants him like he has been trying to get you; don't get all fuckn weird and tell people that his chic is crazy just cause you're jealous and finally decided you want him. Yeah ladies, it goes both ways.