4.03.2008

Modern Men


I sat and pondered what has been called "the mystery of a woman."
Ever since I was little I can remember hearing how men don't understand women. In the past 10 years I've seen what I call "the pussification of men." This has been, in my point of view, primarily due to single moms raising boys alone.
Now, in these past 10 years I have also witnessed the rise of women, albeit not "equality" on a pay scale but in a social scale.
So if you draw a simple graph in your mind you would think to see "men and women being equal." Right?
So then, why is it I hear so many females( I won't call them ladies) say "I've got the pussy, I've got the power?"
If you are one of these females, let me remind you of this:
  • We have a hand that can do magic in 10 seconds. It doesn't talk, nag, or gossip.
  • If you are religious, then remember you were made from a man.
  • Yes you have a vagina, you have an egg. Without a man and sperm all your plumbing is useless.

A man who forgets that, well that's the guy who goes home alone with a $400 bar tab.

And let me say this. I caught a glimpse of Tyra Banks Show and they had some 50 year old guy talking about "Ladies, don't split the bill on a date. Men, chivalry is cool."
To this I say:
  • You're and old married dude. What do you know.
  • Ladies, we don't mind paying but if you have a job you can at least offer. We will decline anyhow. Just don't assume a guy will always pay. Hell 5 years ago you same women wanted to be, as Destiny's Child put it, I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t. ' Member?

"pussification is a term used frequently on The Tom Leykis Show on 97.1 FreeFM from 3-8 pm"